h0odrich:

i can’t wait to be a ghost im gonna be such a dick

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thinking of you :)

thinking of you :)

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hahaha

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THIS BLEW MY MIND

THIS BLEW MY MIND

wingardiummoments said: You are the most amazing person in the entire world. You honestly have no idea how lucky I feel just to be apart of your life. So I thank you for loving me and being the most spectacularly wonderful boyfriend that anyone could ask for. I love you :)) ... Okay I'm done being mushy now. Let's fuck.

:))))))))) 10 POINTS FOR HUFFLEPUFF! :) yeah i basically have the best girlfriend evaaaa.

  • friend: someone told me you look like an owl
  • me: who?
  • the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.